Why is it I’m always plagued with these compounded problems? Earthquakes, power/internet outages, satellite radio / shoutcast / web site hosting problems, Vista incompatible compression problems,rattles behind the car’s dashboard that’s driving me nuts! All in a fucking week. God I hate life… Then again look at Eric the Fucking Midget… I still say he’s a product of incest but how that guy lives life is beyond me. Being as fucked up as he is. I guess the only thing these days that make life worth living is listening to Howard Stern. When it works… This whole blog thing was to be an outlet for my agressions but I’m too lazy to write shit down.  

Speaking of more shit.. I’m supposed to be on vacation. The meaning of vacation is to do something fun or get away from the normal grind. FUCK NO. Not me. Where I spend my vacation is at work. I can’t even have a week off without going in. It’s only two days but that’s 2 days to much. I would find another job but fuck that. The job market in this town is way to tight and don’t want to piss away 15 years with the same shitty company. Besides in a year or so I’ll probably have find another one anyway at the rate things are going. Life sucks.

Yeah I know it could be worse… I could be gay or have some fucking cancer.. Shit even be married with kids… any of that happends stick a fork in me… I’m done.. 

-ACiD

Lately there has been some bullshit about the MPAA suing the piratebay.org for 15.4 million. Just for kicks I personally recommend reading the email/responses found on the following page: http://thepiratebay.org/legal. These guys just rock my world, Why? People like these have basically destroyed the movie/music/computer software/entertainment businesses of the world and they have a really good sense of humor telling various companies to fuck off. What really pisses me of that 99.9% of movies these day (music as well) is all total shit. So why pay for shit? I don’t. I was playing Star Wars EP:III on my PDA in the theater when it was leaked on the net. Man did that piss off people. Me: 1 : Lucasfilm: 0. Actually it was not a bad movie but there was some form of quality there. So they got my $7.50. I think that was the last film I saw in the theaters. Otherwise I rely on my Cam movies. (people that record theaterical releases and post them on the net). Speed Racer = Shit. Wanna see it find a cam version.
Just remember the govenment and various people wanted to have everything go digital. Better quality and easier to produce. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE. It actually makes it easier to copy and pirate this shit. If there is a way people will find it.
Back in the old days of VHS it was a bitch to copy those things and make it look good. Now days crack the encryption, compress and burn to DVD.  Get instant or near DVD quality. Quality pirating at a cheap price. (generally $0). And what I find also funny these big entertainment companies spend millions and milions of $$$ creating foolproof encryption then some asshole comes along breaks. More money down the shiter. They said HD-DVD would never be broken. It was 6 months later. Dumbshits. Oh well these people will never learn.

-ACiD 

Yesterday got a new neighbor across the street. At the time watching porn like I usually do and heard a rather loud car outside… A Def Leppard song was blasting so needless to say a peak was in order. (This next comment needs to be done in a matrix style slow mo.) As I’m peeking out my window I see this awesome blonde with the most perfect chest get out of her car. Had to be 34D maybe bigger. And I said, Thank you Howard… I mean God. Mind you my dick in hand ready to jiz at any momment. Comes around (mind you I’m seeing full view of the tities) and opens the back. Now the moment to see the ass! It’s like the perfect ass. Frim, very squeezable and fuckable. Then does something dunno what goes to the passenger side. Then my huge boner got limp. (Record Scratch sound FX) A fucking kid comes out. There went my perfect boner. Such as pefect moment. Blown by a kid. I’m guessing it was hers dunno. Oh well. Life sucks. I’m a MILF. From the looks of it the kid, it was well fed. Lucky kid. Fucking bitch.

-ACiD  

Something that I thought would never happen. But most likely he’ll be back on Monday’s show. Howard is a pussy and lets this shit go on because it’s good fucking radio. Sleeping during a professional show? Funny the first couple of times but gets old real quick. Calling in sick is unexcusible. There is a saying in show business, the show must go on. Howard, Robin, Fred never call in. They are the troopers of show. I do have a problem with Howard on vacation but he does deserve his time off so i can’t bitch about that. I have always never really cared for Artie. I’m more of a Jackie fan. He probably is one the dirtest, filithest, funniest people alive but it’s a shame that they can’t get along. (gotta love that laugh!) Even Studdering John was funny. Miss those guys terribly. So who do we have in their place? Richard and Sal. Two lame fucks but they are funny with the phoney phone calls and on occasion the gay shit. I really don’t need to see Sal’s asshole or taking a shit. Still it’s a great show and been listening for many years and will continue to listen until the final show. So, FUCK YOU MR. LANGE. ROTT IN YOUR OWN SHIT!

-ACiD

P.S. Fuck Ralph Too

First off I love satellite radio. It’s one of the best inventions ever. But like all technology there are problems. Mainly, why in the fuck is the signal so god damn sensitive. Shit, if you have your hand over the antenna or the slightest thing like a tree branch will kill the signal. I’ve had the antenna pointed in one direction for a month and all of the sudden I’ll get drop outs? Why? Pisses me off to no fucking end. Especially during The Howard stern Show. If the satellites are in g-synchronous orbit then the signal should be constant. Fuck No. Certain times of the day the signal will be shit, other times it’s at full strength. Dunno pisses me off.

ACiD

Bored once again. What the fuck do i do all day. Surf the god damn internet for stupid shit like how to create the perfect flash show or new stupid tricks on how to get html working properly with all browers. First off I hate Firefox. Why? It’s broken. Why can’t people just use IE. Yes it has fucking bugs so does everything else. Probably 10% of websites hate firefox. If they would ever fucking standardize HTML it would be so fucking nice. People like me that are lazy and don’t want to goto school to learn this shit have to rely on google or some other shitty search engine to learn this stuff. At least i can rip apart websites and try to learn from that. Keep it simple. I’ve seen some professionally done sites that still don’t work. Why? Java script. Another thing that needs to be standardized. Fuck it. Works when it works don’t when it don’t. That’s my motto.

 ACiD

This is my first attempt at writing a blog… Fuck. good enough for me. More shit to come…. Besides I’m still learning this software so bare with me…